Gregg Popovich is an asshole, and so are sprained ankles.

I agree. I wish that those that disagreed with me never lived.

Again, he won a Super Bowl.

This is stupid and a complete waste of time. Please send me a BINGO card.

“unwelcome” sounds a bit rapey.

I’m the baby because I went to Pitt. Like the baby, I was once happy, but the fucking Panthers handed the season over to better teams in the ACC like Clemson and Duke while Louisville laughed in the background. All the while making even a Demon Deacon feel pity.

Thank you for this.

I’m going to leave this right here...

Good. I was going to miss Chris Berman making everything about Chris Berman. Now I can still enjoy, albeit on a much more limited basis, Chris Berman making things about Chris Berman.

This is navel-gazing, trite bullshit.

This is shit.

“I can force things to get bent way easier than that.”

Why did I just buy this?

Why did I just buy this?

Actually, they are. I love when people tell me something that I think is funny isn’t funny because then I can do two of my favorite things: 1) still laugh at that thing, and 2) tell that jamoke to fuck off. It’s the best!

Well why was he running with Autism in the first place?

J! A! Y! Jets! Jets! Jets!

Agreed. She should be allowed to do whatever she wants.

Wait. So the investigation is closed. Now they are looking at un-previously viewed potential evidence. I’m not a lawyer nor do I have a dog in this fight, but this sure sounds like they are reopening an investigation. If something is closed (which this case was), and then they start to look at it again (which they…

Or, and this is a crazy idea, but hear me out, you just get home and check your microwave and stove to see if the red digits are blinking “12:00". That doesn’t require you to freeze a mug, get a coin wet, or think this is a groundbreaking hack.

This is so good.