I went to Pitt. Sat in the Zoo for four years from ‘04 to ‘08. I graduated in the Pete. I cannot believe this is the same program I was lucky enough to watch firsthand. I was spoiled. Sports are fickle, but this goes beyond that. This program has been abandoned. Pitt is a football school. It always has been and likely…

Richie Incognito should probably lay low for awhile. Maybe go around in public in some sort of disguise or use a fake name to avoid being identified. What is that called again?

One of his sisters or parents has likely been racking up medical expenses for some serious condition that Tom won’t help them cover because if they had only just listened to him, bought his TB12 book, and drank plenty of water they wouldn’t be in this mess to begin with.

Oh yeah, well you’re probably saying “GIF” wrong.

I bet if a Butler was home, Russell Wilson wouldn’t have gotten away with it.

Enya. Just Enya.

What day is it, and has my wife made plans for us to go to a child’s birthday party in the afternoon? The answers to those two questions greatly sway how much I agree or disagree with this list.

2017 Deadspin political coverage:

Although still equine, this is a different species than a donkey punch.

Burlington, VT is going all out. They’re offering fresh eggs from the coop every morning and a hit of a J.

The Jerk Store

Mark Sanchez was tackled by someone else’s pants, and will not go to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

It’s good to see Harvey Weinstein has settled into his new career as a school bus driver already.

I’ve watched a lot of YouTube videos so I know that as long as those bleachers aren’t used for a kindergarten concert everything will be just fine.

No. Fuck you.

10. Chris Christie

As a liberal gun owner, you agree with the guy who pulled the trigger.

This is my second favorite instance of assault being carried out in the wake of some being referred to as the wrong Everett.

Yeah, this guy was the one dude that stood against everything I hate about ESPN; he was an employee that had commercials about his shtick, parodying his shtick, starred by him. This is the fire that I’ll lose sleep over.

I completely agree. On top of that, he keeps kneeling during the National Anthem!