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Wrong Said Fred.

“These people have awful names.”

Can’t I find 5 people in any organization to espouse any opinion on earth?

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

What if you are 7 or stoned?

Now add a garbage plate afterwards and you’ve got yourself a spectacular little day.