This is what happens when you have a woman do a man’s job that they are equally capable of doing and the Browns suck.

Is it probably time to start worrying about Sammy Watkins?

Hey, Kelly. Lighten up.

I go by the “3 guys in a bar rule”. If three guys in a bar say it’s a catch well then it’s a catch. If one of them (my Dad) disagrees with the other two (my Uncle and brother) well then it’s not a catch, and I am from a family of alcoholics.

American juice have always inspired me.

I have a German Shepherd Dog named Dagny. She is great. She is also named after an Ayn Rand character. I do not own the Warriors, though.

What an insufferably idiotic article. This is so fucking stupid I have become the person who spends the time to comment on something to declare it dumb while simultaneously subjecting myself to the “if it’s such a wast of time why did you spend the time to read it/comment on it?” backlash. Good God seriously I cannot…

I have an absolutely insane, groundbreaking idea about this. Now hear me out... don’t watch it.

Because soccer.

They’ll run out of gas soon enough. Then they’ll actually have to start charging for the candy.

This is a real dragedy.

The good news is that as more Ray Lewis’ are conceived the lesser their crimes become. Ray Lewis III being charges with criminal sexual conduct isn’t as bad as Ray Lewis being charged with double homicide. And double homicide isn’t nearly as bad as grandpa Ray Lewis fathering Ray Lewis II.

“What an idiot!”

“This is a bad voice.”

I think he found out Prince died right as he started his windup.

That’ll teach those smug first class passengers a lesson!

I was really upset about this until I found out that Mexico paid for that fence.

The Greats:

Wow. The last time a Parish made this much money in one day was every Catholic church in New England every weekend over the past 200 years.