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You have either awesome parents or the worst parents. Also, that cotton candy shoots wayyyy up the list.

1,676. Your reply.

Ummm. Well, that is wrong. This is right:

More importantly the Pirates are 3-0. This might just be a coincidence.

About once a month in Fairport, NY from a man named Roger who doesn’t talk too much or ask questions. He plays classic country, bluegrass and gospel music. He charges $12, and I give him $15. Don’t tell me about how much you save by doing it at home for free. You are the one missing out. It’s the best $15 I can even…

How did I end up here?

Good morning! I am taking the day off from Deadspin today

Younge English

Altogether? Then LaRoche should have just brought him in pieces. That would’ve solved this silly dispute.