Dangerfield finally gets some resp—

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Between 1935 and 1945 a fascist government, led by Adolf Hitler, systematically removed rights from Jews and other groups, stripping them of their citizenship and persecuting them in numerous other ways.

Condensed for twitter -- #pleaselookupfalseequivalenceinthedictionary

I don’t believe you read my comment very intently.

There’s just so much here. Part of the reason this situation feels so odd and unprecedented is because, as the letter alludes to, this is an extremely nuanced situation that is being handled in the court of public opinion- a court that is famously bad at handling nuance.

I’m sorry...what?

Oh, man, just wait until they find out about all the terrible things on Donald Trump’s Twitter account!

... it would be a miracle of modern science since men can’t get pregnant.

I’m so fucking tired. Hope most of these people accidentally shoot themselves with their precious guns.

a stranger answered, telling her that Camp had given him the phone along with several bags of his possessions.

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

That he died is one theory, but actually it was just a hard cut to black, so we don’t know for sure.

Golf is only good when Tiger is contending

Majors are only good when Tiger is contending

That’s from Dylan Thomas’ hipster period, right? “Do not go gently into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Or whatever. Maybe you’re tired, I don’t know. You do you, man.”

Majors are always better when Tiger is contending. 

That joke feels old. Like it’s been around since Holland, 1945.