You mean like watching Katy Ledecky swim against other Olympians?

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

He's obviously talking about what we do in the shadows.

Yes, giant fucking weakness. All those other candidates have a ton of skeletons and this fucking pocahontas thing makes you say Warren should drop out.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

Actually I think the first rule of soccer is that you aren’t supposed to use your hands

1) Having been on the wrong end of some really bad soccer blowouts, it’s more insulting when the other team starts clowning around and and not trying. Going easy is much more disrespectful to the game and to your opponent.

Yeah it was almost. . inevitable.

“It’s perhaps the perfect response—it’s so brilliantly, egotistically Stark-ian, while also a powerful moment of sacrifice.”

Wow. Didn’t like...all of us, literally all of us, sit in the theater and all think at the same time “He’s gonna say it...he’s GONNA SAY IT!!”

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

I couldn’t contain myself when Cap said it, and for the first time in my life I was that guy in the theater going “YEAH!!”

I cannot believe Snape killed Dumbledore. 

This reminds me of Craig James, who was discovered through opposition research to have killed five hookers. 

Fatality 

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

OK, you’re right.

The whole trend of gender reveals is getting dumber every day. Remember when we didn’t have to throw a dumbass party to tell people what variety of crotch fruit we were having? Pepperidge Farms does.