You mean like watching Katy Ledecky swim against other Olympians?

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

He's obviously talking about what we do in the shadows.

Yes, giant fucking weakness. All those other candidates have a ton of skeletons and this fucking pocahontas thing makes you say Warren should drop out.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

Actually I think the first rule of soccer is that you aren’t supposed to use your hands

1) Having been on the wrong end of some really bad soccer blowouts, it’s more insulting when the other team starts clowning around and and not trying. Going easy is much more disrespectful to the game and to your opponent.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

This reminds me of Craig James, who was discovered through opposition research to have killed five hookers. 

Fatality 

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

That’s South Dakota Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Gene Okerlund, thank you very much.

My daughter had a soccer game on Memorial Day weekend this year. And the league passed out stickers to all veterans and active military. My dad asked if first responders counted and then took a sticker for himself. My dad is a 66-year old engineer that weighs 400 pounds. When I asked him why he considered himself a…

OK, you’re right.

I am a wrestling official, not in New Jersey, but the NFHS governs the rules of all high school wrestling in the USA, so the rules for my state are essentially the same.

And since I read your comment in Quint’s voice... here’s your star!

“...so anyway, we delivered the presents.”

It’s the eyes...dead eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

Average age of these 2nd graders: 15 years old