He’s black.

Honestly, this is even better.

Hockey players are an interesting cross section. I have season tickets to a NHL team and have interacted with a lot of the players over the years at team functions, so here are some general, non-scientific, anecdotal observations.

- The Canadians guys are generally pretty well rounded. You do get some jockiness,…

Yeah, but Wade’s been operating these tire stores for decades, got five locations around town, can tell you exactly which tread will be good in winter for your particular car, had a few down years but mostly it’s been nothing but gravy.

Assistant to the regional manager.

Sadly, I don't remember it. But the best athlete sketch ever was the Peyton Manning one where he's playing football with the kids. That is a classic. I don't even like Peyton, but funny is funny.

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

Also... obligatory, “I don’t even like to drive that far!”

What’s particularly bad ass to me about this (I mean, it’s ALL bad ass, really) is that she totally called her shot, and that just did it. A few months back she made a comment that she would be targeting almost exactly the pace she ended up running, and when someone mentioned that that would lead to her lowering the…

guessing she broke the womens world record.... the record you mention was run by a man

He’s literally doing this.

Trump’s election finally got me into serious activism (first time post-college). I started showing up, keeping a low profile, and listening more than I talked. I wanted to defer to the people in charge because, y’know, clearly they had more experience than me.

Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

Destigmatizes nudity and the overwhelmingly average female body I guess. Nothing to see here.

FTFY

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Hey, this dude and I share a birthday! That is sort of cool!

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”