When he comes at you, doesn’t seem to be living... until he bite ya
@Apollojurist you’re right, fuck Trump
As a wrestling coach, I would have told that asswipe to fuck off and taken the forfeit. They make head covers that attach to headgear for exactly this sort of situation. I’ve got three girls on my team that have hair down to the middle of their backs. They wear the covers and it’s NBD. Fuck that racist fuck.
For my comment, I’d like to Makita joke, but I don’t want to Bosch it up
I ran a 4:54 mile down a pretty significant hill in June, which was a lifetime best. Me in close to the best shape of my life, running straight down about 200 feet couldn’t even keep up with him for one mile. Dude’s the GOAT
>a horse set loose in a hospital
NICE
Went to the comments for I Still See You Thanos jokes, was not disappointed
Should have caulked the wagon
It’s slower indoors because they run indoors on a 200m track, meaning two laps, twice as many (and tighter) turns, which conspires to slow you down.
Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet, considering how iconic it is. I’m biased though, as it’s also my favorite movie.
OH SNAP!
same
I made it one second less, but mostly because I was in the middle of taking out my contacts. I need bleach for my brain.
Are we sure “John Skipper” is a real person, or is he just Ed O’Neill with a coke problem?
transitioning to the role of Special Assistant to the Chairman...
Tell that to my fifth graders who have emotional break downs all the time during math tests
As an elementary school teacher, I can assure you that no, no they really do not.