I was hoping the ‘update’ was that someone ran that fucker over. 

I applaud your use of the word jabroni. I hope to see it more frequently.

Here’s a Dylan Thomas quote for ya: “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”

A mysterious cosmic event turns half the population into human vapor

You should try it. But don’t go overboard. A little dab’ll do ya.

A mysterious cosmic event turns half the population into human vapor

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

+911

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Everyone try again tomorrow.

I miss Rob Ford

lotta NIMWCs in this thread

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To be fair, the focus of his ads is to reach his home market, and that alone is an upstream battle.

Maybe because what you said was condescending and juuuuust vague enough to give yourself an out after you were rightfully dunked on by everyone else that’s also been paying attention.

Cary NC - Fortnight Brewing. English style IPA, a west coast style IPA, then a whole slew of other things - porters, stouts, ales, bitters, lager, a guest tap or two. Cask conditioned options too. Owners are Yorkshire natives...that helps.