Quin Snyder looks like the token American model in a Japanese department store ad.

No. He needs a reality show instead. Best guest ever on Bear Grylls.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I would discourage any hypothetical daughter of mine from going to Baylor because I don’t want her to be around that particular batshit crazy kind of Christianity.

its going to take you at least a week to memorize the chants, which i assume are a very important aspect of the game

And eventually, the owners will just replace them with robots. Do you want to watch robot basketball?

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Once I resigned myself to the fact that it just wasn’t the Pats’ night, I thought, “At least Julio will get a ring. He’s amazing and totally deserves it.” It’s a testament to him that I just assumed the game was over on the Falcons last drive. I figured he would put a stake through their hearts.

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Conservatives: “We hate blacks, Muslims, women, the poor, unions, GLBT, and basically anyone who doesn’t fit into into our vision of what America should be.

If you voted for Donald Trump, Fuck You.

Weirdly enough, I did a term paper on this exact subject (American women athletics always having a pipeline of champions) years ago in college. Most of it has to do with these sports being very expensive, and most countries don’t put money into women’s athletics, focusing on the mens’ side. American girls, especially…

This is a bad reply and you should feel bad.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.