Going to baseball games for teams that suck is great for just this reason. 

After nine months if you’re mad that Louis CK has a forum, you shouldn’t be mad at Louis CK. You should be mad at all the people who aren’t as mad as you. I don’t want him to put a bullet in his own head because he did something very, very wrong. I imagine the odds of him doing what he did ever again are almost nil,…

As long as A&M and racists both get shit on, I’m a-okay with this outcome. 

That man has disgraced the uniform of.....Florida security guard company. ooooooooooookay

God, Taylor Dayne. I adore her voice. Just MASSIVE throughout. 

Can we go back and pick Cyndi Lauper this time?

Ohhhhh, so THAT is what “bless ‘em!” means. 

What might not suck? TOMSULA!

That really is the only thing though. 

Don’t forget “WHO DEY,” the mating cry of spaghetti chili eating morons everywhere. 

It’s just a tit, people.

Well, he’s dead now, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s the kind of fight /r/mmastreams was made for. 

You think DJ can’t draw, wait until you see the numbers a Cejudo-Dillashaw fight would bring. WOOF. 

I hated this decision. Top-flight wrestling is absolutely an indispensable skill in mixed martial arts, but at no point did Cejudo even remotely threaten DJ once he took him down. Guys like Daniel Cormier can and will wrestle to set up offense; score a take down, improve position, posture up, and fire shots on your…

Article says the kid’s father is a longtime stunt performer, also on set. If I had to guess, I’d say the dad is friends with someone and they tried to throw the kid some work as a favor to Dad/family. Just a guess though. 

NOSTRIL WAXING TRUTHER TAKE:

This is a promotional video for a waxing company, so of course it has to look like it doesn’t hurt. Ol’ Johnny Nosehairs was tugged bald well before this video was shot. He cried, moaned, and sneezed like a little bitch when the real deed was done as anyone would. 

I think the main thing about this card that balances it is that playing one of these draws will pretty much exhaust your turn, and your opponent knows you’ve drawn them and can hold removal. The mana slots will also limit the options making most decks pretty predictable. It’s not to say it isn’t a powerful card, but…

Someone messed up the booking. They’ll fix it next year. 

Mike Holder should remember he’s lucky that he kissed the right asses enough times to be jumped up from coaching golf to a place where you only need to make one donor happy to keep cashing your paycheck.

Frying pan? Somebody was playing PUBG when everyone else went Fortnite.