It’s ugly as hell. 

I bought drill brushes awhile back and my shower specifically is cleaner than it’s ever been. I hated scrubbing that damn thing but with the drill it goes so fast. 

I bought drill brushes awhile back and my shower specifically is cleaner than it’s ever been. I hated scrubbing that…

Never forget that Brian Kelly made a kid stay in a scissor lift in 50+ mph winds because it was more important that the team practice outside than nobody die. Fuck him, and fuck Notre Dame for not firing that asshole for cause immediately. 

Like Fallout 4 after New Vegas for me.

I miss the days of Dodai and Lindy. I guess I’ve outgrown Jez.

There isn’t a single catcher in the bigs anymore that even bothers to drape a silk handkerchief over the mitt before revealing that it has apparated to the strike zone. 

+1 bent over ump

And I would say that great finesse pitching doesn’t fool the umpire: it fools the hitter. I am certain you would be SHOCKED to learn that sometimes those same fallible humans swing and miss at pitches off the plate.

Pussies like Andrew Luck get their signing bonuses and retire. REAL men stuff their teammate’s credit cards into the pocket of their backwards shorts.

Yeah, I mean what’s more sissified than alternating between jumping so high in the air that you could dunk and lifting gorgeous women above your head because you can? 

Game is now literally unplayable. Put them shits away, you gross old fuck.

How in the world does a TV show called “Taco Chronicles” not get first, second, AND third billing, especially after a trailer like that?? I await your response, but now I’ve gotta go shove tacos in my face.

The whinging about not telling her about scholarships was particularly obnoxious. Pray tell, bright child, why you who are so desirous of money for education, are unwilling and resentful that you must locate it on your own? Why should you individually be notified of opportunity, to the exclusion of your peers? Let me…

The celebrity date request is cousin to my personal public affection hate: the sports arena proposal. “I love you, honey. Will you marry me? I’m sure these 30,000 strangers will be absolutely respectful of your decision and not boo you if you reject me!”

You’re not wrong, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see them try to work multiple revenue streams off a “free” platform. 

DO. NOT. LAY. ON. THE. BED. WITH. SHOES. ON.

My wife does this and it drives me BONKERS. Feet up on the sofa with shoes on as well. My thinking is that even if it’s an irrational hang-up, isn’t it something so easy to accommodate? Just take ‘em off! Get comfy! Relax, stay awhile!

Edit: How did I get banished to the…

And/or, as always, ads. 

I have this air fryer and it rules. Well worth the 72 bucks (I think I paid 120 or so at Kohl’s a month ago. Whoopsie....)

I have this air fryer and it rules. Well worth the 72 bucks (I think I paid 120 or so at Kohl’s a month ago.…

Really he wants to go to Vegas and play poker with Daniel Negreanu all summer long. I’m good with that.