As soon as I read the headline I knew. Congrats and thanks for all the great comments, I always enjoy reading your comments. 

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

More relaxed than carmax?  Carmax is already so laid back that you can use it as a platform to test drive anything you want.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Truly this game went from Meh to Must Have because of your writing. Thank you.

I get to be a gun-slinging space Socialist?

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

I just howled in laughter after reading this and now my co-workers are staring at me.

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Too much of mom’s chili