This is pretty much me, but for 20-25k. I’m thinking Legacy maybe?

I refuse to believe we live in a world where some jackass was at a baseball game wearing a plastic bucket on his head and no one got cellphone video of it. This existence can’t be COMPLETE garbage, can it?

I hadn’t watched him before. Just checked out one of his Binding of Isaac runs. Good stuff!

I like Many a True Nerd for long watches of Fallout games. I like Dr Lupo for Fortnite (I just find him to be really clever) and Disguised Toast for Hearthstone stuff. And TMR of course. 

I had my worst summer job when I was 16 years old. The local school district hired the bus drivers over the summer to head groundskeeping crews for the school district. Mowing, weedeating, etc. I applied because I figured it wouldn’t be so bad running a riding lawnmower and quitting for the day at 3 (day started at…

Just one more demonstration that Dana White is fucking terrible at his job. How this jackass promoter who can’t promote fell ass-backwards into the Fertitta Home For Wayward Bagboys Who Look Like Thumbs is one of the great mysteries of sports. Here’s hoping that more guys start letting Scott Coker pay them what…

Lots of good streamers out there, but not everyone fits all tastes. Who do you like to watch?

TMR is awesome. His runs of Cuphead are fucking great. He’s got skills and is a good entertainer besides. 

Except, you know, for the Russian officials emailing Trump’s kids and saying, “Hey, would you like all the dirt the Russian government has on Hilary Clinton?” And them responding with, “Sure, sounds great!” and taking a meeting in Trump Tower.

All you need is one hardcore smoothskin supremacist for jury nullification. 

Usually it’s just Dana White telling whatever microphone is closest that the fighter is being a pussy. 

I think blaming actors for taking roles offered to them targets the wrong person. This is an incredible story, and a role that any actor would love to play. It’s the responsibility of the director, producers, and casting director to select the correct people when they own the rights to the story. Holding those people…

I let my kids skateboard around fire, hoping they’ll learn how to do sweet kickflips over it. I’m an Olliecopter parent.

Spain - Iran makes me want to claw my eyes out even more than that celebration.

I fish and one thing I use on my baits is a dip dye called J.J.’s Magic that has so much garlic oil it would make your eyes water. Well, I left it in the car on a hot day, cap expands, and *poof* the seal no longer seals, and there goes the J.J.’s. Luckily I had it wrapped in a plastic grocery bag, so there’s only a…

Yeah, that ref calling for PK on the elbow but swallowing the whistle on Harry Kane getting tackled American Football-style on every corner was laughable. Still, why doesn’t Sterling know how feet work when he gets to the six yard box?

Pssh, no solicitors please. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

She’s a player, not a fan, but put me down for Dottie Henson as the top baseball woman in filmdom. She’s talented, assertive, and knowledgeable, stands toe-to-toe with an alpha baseball dude and holds her own, and ultimately just isn’t a big ol’ flake like Annie.

Felicity is from the heady days when women under 30 were prohibited by law from covering the two inches of skin immediately south of the navel. It was a more innocent time.

Pretty sure the Clippers window of not being the Clippers has closed for the foreseeable future. It will reopen again one day. Probably return in 76 years like Halley’s Comet.

Imagine how fast he’d be if he weren’t dragging a giant set of nuts everywhere.