After 10 years, having added a wife, and two kids in car seats I was finally going to trade-in my 06 Scion tC and get a spanking new legacy sport with all the bells and whistles. What’s the right choice if a sedan is definitively the wrong one?

I understand the difference in practice. I’m saying that it’s stupid to fight a PR fight with your player base when it costs you zero to just eat the mistake and give the dust.

I just don’t understand why it’s worth quibbling over nerf v. fix. You’re out no physical assets. Just call all changes like these nerfs and save yourself the headache.

A dude I know had the nerve to call that a “bad pass” and that’s why Vegas didn’t score. He’s probably reading these comments.

YOU’RE STILL WRONG, ASSHOLE!

Pretending to be stranded so a good Samaritan wrencher tries to fix your car, fails, and then offers you a ride to your own murder lair is the longest of long cons.

Yeah, I mean god forbid people use the full lane appropriated for the purposes of merging to, y’know, merge. Zipper merging makes driving patterns more predictable and reduces on-ramp congestion.

I know ol’ John likes to slam on the brakes the second he gets parallel to traffic so he can be a nice, long, one-man…

That was so much damn fun. I cannot wait to watch more of this and none of the NBA finals.

I’ll be surprised if they can do anything darker than what Meet the Feebles already did.

Pretty much anytime someone disclaims legal responsibilities you can rest assured that they are morally culpable for something terrible.

This was my thought. I know zero about f1 but it sounds like the real race is qualifying here, no?

You must have insane cleaning content spidey-sense.

People betting with heart over head is always a good deal for the book (so is head over heart for that matter, but I digress), so I love when something like this pays out. Here’s hoping they do the damn thing.

I remember the days when a person could get arrested for scraping the meat off the end of a woman’s leg no matter how great it made the presentation look on the plate.




Oh, frenching like french kissing. Well, carry on then.

If you give me that roster and at least 15 years to put my system in place, I can guarantee that we will not lose a single game to Lebron James.

The real record for burpees is owned by somebody formerly or currently incarcerated anyway. Just cause some poindexter with a clipboard wasn’t there to count them off doesn’t mean they didn’t happen.

I was skeptical of Shaq’s hire for this reason. He’s fine in terms of upping the “fun” aspects of the broadcast, but Kenny, Charles, and Ernie had a great rapport and excellent analytic segments. Shaq is a pretty big minus in that regard.

Your math seems good, but eliminating IBB to compare doesn’t seem useful. The fact that IBBs do occur and meaningfully change the math means they should be included.

Laughed so fucking hard at this.

Depreciation on Tacos and F-150s a few years out is pretty low, but any car that’s 7 years old is going to lose a lot of resale value. My biggest concern with an 84 month loan is that at least with a 60 month or so, by the time things start going wrong and the warranty is long gone, you don’t have a payment to make…

Remember when Derrick Rose was as explosive as Russell Westbrook if not more so? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu