Tim Tebow is 30 years old and in A ball. Might be a threat to buy a ticket to a big league game one day, but that’s about it.

Also, isn’t an evangelical dude not hitched and being all fruitful and whatnot at 30 kinda eyebrow-raising? Shouldn’t he have bred with a Fox News hostess by now?

Come on, now. We’ve all got a half-dozen or so talented and gorgeous daughters and have produced some of the greatest releases in the history of recorded music. Hell, I’m even writing this from my palatial estate that all of us have and oh my I just remembered I’m Quincy Jones and maybe that’s why this is so…

For Beijing he should be relegated to commentating the Austrian techs as they decide how to wax the skis, because apparently that’s all that can really be controlled.

Arizona State

Mississippi State

Ole Miss

UAB

Maybe this would be more appropriate for Evil Week, but if you google your college of interest and “common data set” frequently you’ll turn up a document that lists the various factors used as a basis for applicant admission (section C6 here https://utexas.app.box.com/v/CDS2016)

You’ll notice that one of the factors…

It’s pretty fucked that he’s whipping around so fast I can’t even count the four rotations watching it in real time.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

Came here to say this. Fried green tomato eggs benedict is one of the best things I’ve ever put in my mouth.

I guess your best bet then in VA is to hire the guys from GWAR to make you an awesome and ridiculous costume to wear to your press conference.

If you bought it in Virginia, could you drive to Maryland to redeem? Asking for a friend.

Counterpoint: Halfpipe snowboarding is garbage because it all just kind of looks the same after awhile, and the untrained eye can’t really tell what stupid-named thing is tougher to pull off than the other stupid-named thing. Add in shouty commentary from some dude named Kai who was forcefed 8 gallons of Mountain Dew…

I really want his halftime “show” to be him walking out, saying “Ladies and gentlemen, Janet Jackson!” and the camera flies out and we don’t see him again and the Rhythm Nation countdown starts.

Jesus. If the other Bookout was Kevin I’m impressed you got 10.

MLB players have guaranteed contracts for good-to-great value with quality minimums for vets in a relatively-speaking low injury-risk sport. They also have a robust minor league system that can support players trying to make a major league squad for years. Spring training every year to make sure prospects get as close…

Oklahoma football fan, so in the last 15 years I’ve had both USC destroying one of the best teams I’ve ever seen and then this year watched my team run away with the Rose Bowl, only to have the defense get gashed over and over again while we limped to the finish line to be defeated by yet another long, long run.

USC…

So awesome. Winner Winner!

I hope I never see a crowd of naked people as anything but what it truly is; really, REALLY funny.