Fredo Stoops is going to be a millstone around Lincoln Riley’s neck. He’s completely inept, but the goodwill Bob built with the administration and with Lincoln makes him nearly impossible to get rid of. No one will ever make the mistake of hiring him away again, so the defense you saw last night is Oklahoma football…

Good, old, frosty, unconscious-in-space Leia straight up flying back to her ship pissing off any number of fanboys because that’s just not “realistic.” Delicious.

That schnauzer made it to 81 damn years old. Can a bitch live?

If he’s so good, why hasn’t he signed with an MLS team yet, hmmmm?

Their baby registry is just all the sunblock.

This pretty clearly demonstrates that the Democratic Party in the Deep South needs to be directed by black voters for the interests of black voters. As a white male Democrat in a southern state, my opinion really should mean jack shit since there aren’t enough of me to matter anyway. Take my bleeding-heart ass for…

I seem to recall a flight attendant once telling me that they are personally fined for violations of FAA regulations that they are responsible for enforcing, if witnessed (like seatbelts). I’m not sure that the fact that she was breastfeeding really changed the calculus of the situation too much.
As far as “where was I…

Boogie would tear that bitchmade motherfucker apart.

If you ever doubted that this world was shit, remember that there are people out there who have to mine fucking sand. Jesus.

I’d wager the reason places got rid of boca burgers or whatever veggie patty they were using is because they don’t want to get bad Yelp reviews or whatever for serving up pre-packaged frozen food. I think vegetarians are probably food-snob collateral damage in this regard.

Went to high school with Dewey’s kids, and none of this stuff is hyperbole. Some of the best, kindest people you could ever hope to meet. Thanks for the read, Pete.

Lemon Party Pooper

The bio is even better.

Meaningless punishment fits meaningless crime.

Don’t go? If you must go, go in the two weeks in January where you don’t immediately melt while waiting in traffic for hours?

Johnson Space Center is pretty awesome though. Do that.

Go to the National Zoo! Free admission ($22 for parking if you need it) and lots of great exhibits and critters, including the pandas, cloud leopard, and a brand new infant orangutan, which is every bit as cute as it sounds.

Fuck yeah, Gal. What good is power and influence if you don’t wield it?

How about a different pic with this post? The woman had to see his Fire Down Below. Hasn’t she suffered enough?

Worth the wait.

(she has nice haunches)

Thank you! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills any time people bring up how Bernie wasn’t treated like one of the Democrats’ own the second he wanted to run for president. Well, he wasn’t/isn’t!