Where’s Kyle Turley when you need him? That was fucked up and wrong.

Come on, y’all. Critical thinking skills here. Can you even imagine James Woods as the type of guy to try and scam on 16 year old girls?

oh shit. you really did that shit, huh James? Gross-ass motherfucker.

Obligatory.

Is this diluted detergent solution a good option for cleaning fabric upholstery in general? I’ve got two kids and two dirty dogs and a (now) absolutely gross sofa and loveseat. Milk, dog lick, juice, and yes, crayon, are now all present. I definitely don’t want to invest in new furniture until the children won’t…

0:22, 1:55, and 3:50 if you want maximize your Sarah and minimize your chucklehead.

Literally the only way that cop gets Michael Bennett on the ground with his hands behind his back is if Michael Bennett is doing every physical thing possible to cooperate with law enforcement. Is is not illegal to ask questions of law enforcement.

So now the Chinese are even out-innovating us in ghostriding the whip? The Era of America is truly over.

“Lead them. Lead them!! OH FFS, LEAD THEM!” - Me, watching Pharah aim dead on.

I like Kamala Harris but I loathe worthless grandstanding. This is the left’s version of “repeal and replace” while Obama was president; a nothing bill, going nowhere except to fundraising letters and primary voters. I’m a grownup. You can tell me you support single payer healthcare and I’ll believe you that you do…

But the Arquettes are a rich tapestry.

Fuck that fat, bald, hump right in his constitution-violating ass.

I think I get what you’re pointing to with the development of breasts as a signal of puberty and sexual maturation. I do think it’s worded pretty poorly though.

Alternate take: Penn State will lose at Iowa, eventually dropping four out of six, and falling completely out of the polls and Big 10 race.

What an asshole. Every single one of those people went through the self-checkout line.

I love Jeff Francoeur’s highlight reel of insane putouts from the outfield. Are we sure he qualifies as a “bad” player? Middling hitter, yes. Journeyman, yes. Bad? I don’t think so. I hope not.

Not a lot of casinos will book much more than that on a single wager, especially for a guy that controls the outcome.

Gotta care enough about yourself to not care about what anyone else thinks. If you’re new to strength training, do Stronglifts 5x5, start at the start, wear a full t-shirt, and if anyone gives you shit about lifting an empty bar and you don’t want to tell them you’re a beginner, just lie and say you tore your pec 6…

Reading the Autobiography of Malcolm X as a kid, I always wished I could play the numbers. I know the “Detroit Red” years weren’t supposed to be the part you remember, but an underground lottery that people actually won?!?? (I was 12 or so). HOW AWESOME IS THAT???

At least part of the problem is, Dana White has shockingly bad instincts as a promoter. He loves the NFL, and sees the success they have as a sport, and wants the UFC to be the same type of league. So what does that get you? The same ugly unis for every fighter. Trashing your best fighters in the press when they want…