I wonder if Chandler has been beating the NFL’s weak testing program for awhile and Bones figured he could do the same thing and slide past USADA.

For someone who always wins, Jon Jones sure is a giant fucking loser.

“Failed Actress Fucks, Marries Rich Asshole” isn’t exactly an earth-shaking headline, is it?

I’m pretty shocked he turned this down. I can think of few professions that select more for petty, misanthropic, fat fuck than sports talk radio host.

This would rule, as would Outkast on Stone Mountain, GA in a Cadillac; another petition I signed this week.

Fucking Schmoesby

There was certainly nothing different about the delivery such that a batter would easily know it was not a pitch that could be swung at.

My best guess is that it looked enough like his normal delivery with him off the rubber that the plate umpire called a balk due to 6.02.a.(7)

Angel Hernandez’s mediocrity behind the plate is rivaled only by Kinsler’s when he stands beside it.

Does anyone have a mailing address so we can send her some bootstraps?

Good!

Meanwhile, the winningest coach in NCAA football history coaches contact-free practice (unless he retired or got passed up or both. It’s that old dude from Minnesota or something)

Can someone help me decipher how to calculate the total towed weight of a boat and trailer (gassed and full of gear) in order to determine an appropriate tow vehicle? My next vehicle will be a pickup, but a bass boat is a want for a few years down the road. Would a Taco or Colorado easily tow an aluminum boat, motor,…

Kids, amiright??

Apparently the Kirkland team had a player and coach ejected from the game for stealing signs (a violation of girls softball rules I guess?) which Atlee won anyway, so in that context I can kind of understand a fuck you to the cheaters. Letting the cheating team play for the title is pretty stupid in that context

Am a 36 year old man with a mild hiatal hernia. Sometimes it hurts really damn bad after a large meal. If it were severe, I can see it causing someone to choose not to eat rather than feel that pain, but you are correct that he doesn’t have the look of most hiatal hernia folks.

Yeah, for OU I remember Texas being big, but Nebraska usually meant the conference and the Orange Bowl. Bob, Mack, and the Big 12 made it what it’s become today.

Mack Brown finished 1st or 2nd in the Big Twelve 13 times!

I mean, can’t Blizzard just point to the NBA logo and shrug?

I visited NYC for the first time a month ago, and I was prepared to hate it. Deem it overrated. Tell anyone who would listen it wasn’t as advertised. I’ll be damned if it wasn’t just incredible. I did silly touristy shit and crusty local shit and it was all wonderful. I’m pretty well-traveled and I’ve never been…