Fucking Schmoesby

Gonna follow in his felon daddy’s footsteps.

Kudos! That’s a great fucking deal for you guys.

I’m currently pitching a Louis XVI/Marie Antionette series around town, but I never get anywhere after I explain they aren’t the heroes....

From a birds-eye view, it looks vaguely like Mia Khalifa’s international stadium.

My dad likes to talk about the time his AAU team in Montana played Tiny Archibald’s. Tiny’s rep preceded him, so the team decided they’d take turns trying to guard him to see if anyone could slow him down. They couldn’t. LeBron just did that to the 1 seed in the Eastern Conference of the NBA.

Jesus Pillar. You’re in the box and he’s on the rubber. Be ready to hit you fucking chump.

Kevin Durant refused to eat halal with the rest of his OKC teammates in support of Enes Kanter. As halal is delicious, I can only conclude that Kevin Durant hates muslims. Very not woke.

In Tucker Carlson’s defense, the D.C. Penn Station men’s rooms will make you want to barf. It’s like walking into a car wash but instead of soapy water you’re doused in the stench of gallons of urine.

Iran also has a goal of wiping Israel off the face of the earth. Do you think they might find any value in working backwards to determine how this intelligence was gathered once their good friends in Moscow pass it along?

Tim Allen truly is a paragon of conservative values, namely a white guy arrested and charged with a felony who emerged relatively unscathed to judge others harshly.

Can’t wait for Maia-Masvidal, but I think it has the potential to be either an epic back-and-forth fight with crazy momentum swings, or one of the worst top-tier matchups in a long time. The styles are just so different that I can’t see it being just a run-of-the-mill contest.

This is why, with all due respect to Red Auerbach and Phil Jackson, Pop is the GOAT imho.

When you’re really fucking broke, you don’t fear the inspection. You fear the guy who doesn’t want to pass your car with on-the-edge tire tread. I don’t know that I’ve ever felt so hopeless as when the sticker guy told me I had to get four new tires to pass inspection.

Let a poor dude live.

The $130 million he refers to is just the cost for the sticker, so if the sticker goes, so does the revenue. Just a point of clarification. I agree with just about everything you’ve said. Oklahoma did away with mandatory safety inspections a number of years ago. I’d be curious to see if the stats for accidents caused…

That’s a pretty cynical way of looking at it. The optimist would say that it has a cooling effect on under-the-table payments because of the increased jeopardy associated. I mean, it’s indefensible for all practical purposes, and OU is never going to sue anyone who REALLY matters, but as far as political theater goes,…

We’ve all been there, amiright ladies??

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Maybe the greatest pop singer ever, but Aretha was a mean old bitch way before she ever got old.

IT’S A-ME! INAVKA!