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I’m fine with it. If you can’t get one pip on a control point, you don’t deserve an outright win.

10/10 would buy.

You’re absolutely right, but that doesn’t keep the team in Seattle. Calling the ownership group’s bluff and financing a new stadium would have made it impossible for the them to leave. The rest of the owners and Stern wouldn’t have allowed it.

People totally want the Sonics back, but I think I actually heard again last week that proposals were due to renovate Key Arena again. I think Seattle is in the right as far as not wanting to use public money for a brand new NBA/NHL arena, but the league has made it clear time and again that a new arena is a

Oh fuck. Are my tax dollars about to pay for Abigail Fisher to work at the DOE now too?

Congrats! Also, I like your unicorn shirt.

It’s almost like petty fuckwads are drawn to politics.

And then Kendall fucking Jenner shows up

I had to stop watching HGTV with the Missus because every time one of these fixer-upper shows would convince someone to plunk down cash to fix up a junker and then run into “unexpected problems” (OH NO THIS SHITTY HOUSE IS SHITTY HOW COULD HAVE FORSEEN?!?!?!? 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS PLEEZE) it would really piss me off.

Fuckups like this are why Don Draper will always have a job.

Now THAT is a product of US youth soccer.

Lit can also mean injured.

UNC used to have tutors for that sort of thing.

THANKS, NCAA.

Sometimes I dream about having my job in 1985.

Perhaps Durant left OKC because he’s a ring-chaser and bitchmade.

Well, you can keep the dude with the two years running turnover record and I’ll take the guy with the better ppg and rpg.

Yeah, but what about James Harden, setting a new NBA record for turnovers every night he steps on the court??

Oh, that’s a shitty record? My bad.

If that shit doesn’t pass, there’s gonna be one flaming hot cheeto at Mar a Lago this weekend.

I can’t decide if Bill Simmons is more a poor man’s hemorrhoid, or a homeless man’s anal fissure.