“It’s hard to find Americans to want to do these jobs,”

Just make it any percentage after the first pip is reached, to avoid gimmick caps like that one. 0-32% = 0%, 33%+ = True percentage. It would reduce the advantage of the team going second in OT greatly.

If your plan for a championship relies on Kevin Durant, you better have a plan B. The Warriors weren’t the only ones to blow a 3-1 lead in the playoffs last year.

*edition

Kawhi Leonard is a fucking retard, and his time in San Antonio, while cultivating his basketball IQ, has also lessened his profile in the public eye. I would wager that Kawhi Leonard is a fucking moron of the highest order, and absent the Colin Cowherds of the world, he would receive the distinction of “complementary”…

This game is so over that it’s kind of fucked to bust your top dogs in the name of some bullshit “integrity of the game”. When you can buy a level boost, then it’s really not a problem anymore. They just want a cut.

I hope Dan Snyder gets run over by a Miller truck.

I wish my wife would be okay with me shaving my head again. It’s so comfy and nice.....

Do Canadians have ALL the best games to play when you’re wasted, or just this one?

The Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Man, Jesus sure does hate this guy when all of the athletes get paid.

This is just like the knuckleheads who tried to argue Mike Trout over Miguel Cabrera when Cabrera won the Triple Crown. I even generally like advanced stats and think they’re valuable for assessing performance, but sometimes a player does something incredible that only occurs once in a generation, if that often. Don’t…

How old is too old to rub your ween between your mom’s naked boobs? Asking for a friend. (Russell Wilson is my friend)

No one wants your D-meter, asshole.

First Daniel Holtzclaw, and now this? When, oh when will white people stop being railroaded for being terrible?!?!?

/s

Like him so much you’ll happily call him a liar.

+1 Texas native

How anyone could look at that man and think “Baylor is full of sex offenders,” is beyond me.

I know! Looking at naked people of all shapes and sizes is delightful. It’s not a fetish to be attracted to the full spectrum of body types rather than a narrow standard of “beauty”.

Wife and I both have them. They’re great, and function as advertised.

Wife and I both have them. They’re great, and function as advertised.