I know I’m old because all I can think when someone mentions Migos is how much I want migas. Delicious, delicious migas.

This is the correct answer. Well done!

You’re old, but you’re not wrong.

Seems to me that if you’re paying someone 70k to assist you, it’s not asking too much that they do it. Fuck, I want someone to grab me dinner and schedule me a massage too.

So there IS still good in this world!

No one knows how to squander a good opportunity like Jeff Capel. What a shitty basketball coach.

I absolutely adore Janet, in all flavors and versions.

And yet, it wasn’t he who fucked up which ball was six and which was nine.

Perhaps she’s a woman who saw an opportunity and took it. If so, more power to her. Get all you can for you and your son.

“Seems he’s a football player...”

Stellar defensive player?

So, knowing what you know now, what’s the best choice at a mid-trim (able to tow a bass boat)? Colorado, Canyon, Taco, Ridgeline, or wait on the Ranger if it’s not pressing?

Don’t get me wrong, as she’s still fucking horrible, but Betsy DeVos as secretary of education doesn’t count?

You really think a dude whose name sounds like Dookie Nacho cares about his number?

+1 lazy speechwriter

You should try whirlyball instead. Bumper cars plus plastic jai alai scoops plus flinging balls at basketball backboards for points is literally impossible not to have fun with. Plus you only need like eight people to have a whole court to yourself.

This approach can work, but it only makes sense if the “hard” questions are worth more than the simpler ones. If all value is reasonably equal, you should always do the problems or types you find easiest first, and then move to progressively harder ones. Exam study plans should be structured the same way. Review the…

You won, you giant fucking baby. Is there a profession more full of thin-skinned dickheads than college athletics coach?

HOT TAEK ALURT!

The action taken by the OU football program and Mixon’s attorneys maximized rather than lessened Mixon’s punishment.

I know, I know, and I completely agree: Joe Mixon did a very bad thing. For many people, it was a taboo, all-timer of a bad thing. However, the Alford plea deal Mixon’s attorneys reached,…

In all likelihood, charging Mixon to the fullest extent would have resulted in less punishment than his Alford plea did, because he can plead self-defense and would be supported under Oklahoma law. Fucked up, but true. Also would have made it more difficult to not charge Molitor as requested by Mixon’s attorneys, as…