Thanks!

Judge should have been as wise as Solomon and just sawed the prick in half.

Is that a huge upset? Are the Sevens All-Blacks as big a deal as the regular squad?

Some of my favorite Kinja of all time. Well done.

If any loser who spends too much time at the batting cages is gonna get a pro contract, it better be Josh Hamilton.

Pretty sure that jaguar was shot weeks ago. Still a damn shame of course. Also, I would add USA women’s gymnastics owning the qualifying, and the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay win by the US. It was awesome!

That’s Ansel. He’s so hot right now!

Had to be more widespread than I gave it credit for. The method of calculating kills and the nature of play (respawns, few one-shots) made it not seem so bad, but I played last night and my individual performance improved significantly. Correlation isn’t causation, but still.

A great question is “Are you a huge dickhead who will call and complain while I’m on my honeymoon because our guests aren’t buying prints from your site?” Also consider “Will you just disappear for an hour because you went on the roof to take pictures of the storm that was coming in?”

My wife and I chose.....poorly.

JFC did anyone else get an ad from the NRA about a rape victim claiming that Hillary was trying to take away your right to own guns prior to that vid?? I’m just here for swimming babies and Friday smiles, people.

This is one of the most Okie things to do I have ever heard.

*also an Okie

All questions to female actors along the lines of “OMG WAT WAS LIKE FILM SEX SCENE???” are solely for the perv who wants to remind her that he’s imagined her having sex. Just gross and stupid. Next one who answers “I would imagine it is almost as awkward as being a journalist with a shockingly tiny penis,” gets a fan…

This guy not saying a word while he gussies up these fuckwads proves he’s a better businessman than any gay-hating dickhead with a shitty wedding cake recipe.

Wrong Buffer :(

When the Soviet Union collapsed. I didn’t know what it meant, but I knew it was a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge deal.

That’s laughable. I mean, good for Seattle voters, in that they would never vote to pay for a new stadium just for pro basketball, because that’s the smart move, but it’s sour fucking grapes if you’re mad that another city would. “OMG IT WAS SUCH A BAD DEAL!!!!!1111" Welcome to hosting a pro sports franchise.

This is so dumb. Clay Bennett said he’d keep the team in Seattle if they built a new arena. Seattle refused. The team left. Now what does Seattle have to do to get a new team? Build a new arena. WHAT A CONSPIRACY.

Good for her! She is very high on the list of people who should have gotten the Daily Show instead of Trevor Noah (nothing personal, he just doesn’t have the gravitas that Jon Stewart did or the bite of Stephen Colbert). My pick would have been Samantha Bee, with John Oliver and Jessica Williams 2 and 2a. All of those…

She should have killed him. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm afraid that he will almost certainly kill her.

Really? No Skip?