I know that dude! His name is Harry Balsagna!

I have not done Madcow, but I really have enjoyed the program, and need to get back to it. I always found weight training daunting, whether free weights or machines, but this was so simple and I really felt myself getting stronger quickly.

These are all good, but it’s pretty easy to overcomplicate beginning weight training. Stronglifts 5x5 is simple and effective, and you’ll feel good, see progress, and yes, look better naked.

Crooked-ass motherfuckers in college athletics administration?? Say it ain’t so!

And not just swat it, but Big Brother in the driveway swat it. He was making Steph look straight-up bad. Steph not getting another MVP while LeBron is still fully operational.

JFC Rickon, SERPENTINE, YOU IDIOT

“YOLO420 BLAZE IT”

I always thought it was the guy who cheap-shotted other dudes in the nuts who was the bitch.

Boogie is a monster in a bad situation. When he finally gets a supporting cast worth a shit, the technical complaints will go down and the Anthony Davis comparisons will increase. More than one article will be written on “which would you rather" between those two once he hits free agency.

Just spitballing here, but maybe instead of running for office, he could...not?

I can live with that. I’d have done the same for you if Bernie had pulled it off. Thanks for being an adult.

I recommend having a shitty KDR like me to assure Big Brother that there is no possible way you can be cheating. HTH

Hey now, it’s only a boring Bastion potg like 60 percent of the time. The other 40 are Torbjorn turrets and Junkrat tires.

This is absurd. If you ask me, Art Briles is one of the all-timers, right up there alongside Joe Paterno.

Did you know that an ingredient in your sunscreen is also found in YOGA MATS??!?!?!?!

A great thing to do to Aggies when they get all braggy about their shitty football program is to remind them that they haven’t finished higher than third in their division, no matter which conference, since 1999.

If you’re really lucky they’ll bring up 2010 when they tied for first in the Big 12 South (if they even…

If Dodai were there too, I might try to assume your identity.