I feel bad for the poor border patrol agent who was being flirted with by a model and instinctively thought “Something isn’t right here....” He celebrated by having two beers with his Hungry Man for dinner that night before crying himself to sleep.

If I were Adam Silver, I would be very, very afraid. Michele Roberts eats soup out of Billy Hunter’s skull.

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Ramadan changes with the Islamic calendar, which is lunar, so that June-July period isn’t set in stone. Thanks for the tips though!

I’d say a light muslin baby blanket is a good travel choice as well. Super lightweight, but depending on what you get you can have a good coverage area. Sometimes a light covering to keep a little warmth in is all I really need to make it manageable. Plus, sooooooo soft.

I’m going to try it just because it’s a $20 buck bet and so many people describe the experience as thrilling. Titillation!

The goal against China notwithstanding, it’s appeared to me that Carli Lloyd has been little more than the last stop in the middle before a giveaway. Whether due to poor passing or ill-conceived attempts to dribble through multiple defenders, she’s ceded possession after possession, ending attacks before they ever…

If you know what the hiring range for your position is, ask for the specific reasons why you’ve not been offered the top salary of the range. Then you can negotiate your skills rather than a number to help bring up your value.

That was fucking weak. He'll get drilled tomorrow.

Pretty happy with my choice this year for my dad. Shipped him pounds of delicious country ham (really tough to get in Oklahoma). Nothing says “I love you, Dad,” better than incredibly fatty, salty, delicious pork.

Do these crazy fuckers smoke cigarettes? I would have thought that would have been one more reason to kill somebody, like booze.

The grapes! They are so, so sour!!

In my day, boys who were curious about girls could interact with girls who were curious about boys and not molest their sisters. It was a simpler time.

I want more stuff like this to be purchasable, but also to drop randomly in packs. Arena tokens too. 10 bucks wouldn't be so bad if there was also a small chance you could pull it free.

No Vee!!! I hope this means *spoiler*!!

For all those bringing up the original title IX complaints against the creepy prof, STAAAAAAAAHP. Kipnis’ original article was an analysis of the rationale behind a new university policy prohibiting sexual relationships between consenting adults, not an apology for or defense of a rapist.

Volvo S60, Honda Accord, or Subaru Legacy?

You do you.

I remember the day long, long ago when my girlfriend gave me a polaroid camera for my birthday. Never showed a soul, and she got them back when we split up. Sometimes analog has it all over digital.

Our wedding photographer was an unprofessional cock of the highest order. On our wedding day, large thunderstorms were predicted. Totally cool, as my wife and I, having met in Oklahoma, love a good thunderstorm and took it as a good omen. However, our wedding photog also liked storms and disappeared from our reception…