Good for them. Bone away, young lovers. Bone away!

Ugh, just give us PC versions of Warhammer and 40k already! I don’t mean more Dawn of War (although I loved those). I mean give me the actual fantasy battle rules game in an online version. I’ll buy army packs! I’ll buy paint packs! I’ll buy new units! Just let me actually play Warhammer already!!!

Rumor is that if Brooks goes, Presti’s preferred replacement would be Billy Donovan. It will be a goddamn shame if contract-year KD and angry/hungry-as-fuck Russell Westbrook get saddled with an NBA Steve Spurrier. If that happens, you shitcan Presti the very next year.

Property is stolen. People are kidnapped or abducted.

Love you, Anna.

I think this critique is a little misguided. We all look at her grocery haul and realize that Gwyneth will, if true to the ideal of the challenge, fail spectacularly. That's actually the point. She tried to be both thrifty and health-conscious, and her attempt will help teach people that it can't really be done. She…

I'm not a longtime soccer fan, but I only see the nutmeg on one defender after the pass. The finish is beautiful, but I don't see him beating three defenders. Educate me?

Great point about the Monster.

It is a little different though, as the Jays fielders will have more time to get accustomed to playing the speed of the turf than the visiting teams will, and can adjust and react more quickly as a result. I think it’s a bit more akin to the floor at the old Boston Garden (I think that’s where it was) that was…

Fuck a bunch of that. You wanna pick who sits in the seat? Buy the ticket, asshole.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

The “faculty won’t chaperone” excuse is a crock of shit. Even in the reddest of regions you can find educators who are more forward-thinking and care more about their students than the bigots who come up with this crap. I guarantee you that there are faculty members who genuinely like this girl and would be happy to…

“a sad example of the decline of journalistic standards.”

Not to be a dick, but those won't rival Cafe Du Monde in the slightest.

C'mon man. Just go home and loathe yourself like a decent drunk.

I'm an idiot. Misread your comment. Sorry.

Oh, not trying to demean her at all I think she's wonderful.

I love her total mom shirt. Stars, they're just like us!

What’s a Tinsley Mortimer? Am I saying that right?

Gay wedding catered by a pizza place in Indiana? Aren’t hypotheticals supposed to be at least somewhat realistic?

There's just really no way to describe it other than to say Jeremy Clarksin is a throwback. There was a time when two men could get angry and throw hands at each other, and then tomorrow the asshole would buy the aggrieved a beer or two and it would be settled. I don't condone the casual racism that's marked the past…