Apparently I don' t know the rules of soccer very well. Why wasn't the last pass offsides?

Prairie Pirate Bomb is excellent as well.

The more likely reason is that medical science hasn't remained static for the last twenty years, and some vaccines have been modified/improved in ways that allow them to be administered earlier. Every extra day the child is vaccinated is an improvement upon prior methods, and the recommended schedules are changed to…

And smoking is a highly-visible activity, easily avoided by those who wish to do so. Typhoid Timmy and the Measelkidz blend in with everyone else.

stinking plastic pailful of nasty-ass rags nasty ass-rags

Haha, well I don't know how "cool" they are, but I liked customizing my switches and outlets in my house, and I need to have a ceiling fan in every room. I'm a little nutty that way, but I also feel like it helps with cooling bills and I sleep better with white noise. I've tinkered with the idea of implementing some…

Digital multimeters have gotten so cheap to this point that I can't recommend an analog mm for amateur/handyman use. Excellent addition to the home handyman's toolbox though. I know people that wouldn't think twice about ripping up floors or fixing pipes under the sink afraid to do the simplest electrical work. With a…

FENTOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

New graduates try to spin a lot of bullshit when they are hunting for the first "real" job that uses their education. This person is just trying her best to get someone to look at her as a possibility; as worthy of an interview despite the fact that she's new to the field and has no experience doing the job for which…

It's going to be so awesome when she steps out of jail on the 366th day with a divorce settlement in the bank and gets into Johnnie Williams' Ferrari.

Rowbury trains with Alberto Salazar and the Nike Oregon Project, known for their innovative training techniques...

Russ stinkface means something really fucking awesome just happened.

Is "bald and unhinged" a possibility? That's my Britney style.

Desmond Mason is the archetype of the NBA journeyman in the best possible sense. He was a serviceable NBA player, and the type of athlete that if he showed up to your local YMCA for pickup ball would unquestionably be the best player by a mile. The fact that he has a gift to offer off the court is just icing on the…

Fuck Bobby Petrino. Fuck him harder than a under-qualified athletic department floozy on a poorly-driven motorcycle.

Truly "beatable" skill-based games are unlikely to become widespread in casino environments. There has long been a version of video poker that offers 100.4% payout rate with perfect play. Now, historically casinos got margin because because people don't play casino games perfectly, so they still made money, increased…

I don't want anymore heartwarming gofundmes that blow past the goal. Where do I donate to make life less shitty for a lot of disadvantaged people at once?

Any idea about how long I could expect a modem like this to last me for Comcast? Is this a yearly upgrade purchase, or say a once every three years option?

Any idea about how long I could expect a modem like this to last me for Comcast? Is this a yearly upgrade purchase,…

I really enjoyed the parents, but watching Eddie in the first episode felt like they gave Manny from Modern Family his own show. In my opinion, they wrote him a bit too adult to be believable, when there are ways to make child characters express the same sentiments as the narrator in child-like ways. The best example…

Man, fuck off with that shit. If you don't think people stress the fuck out about the little shit different about their new kids, you're horribly mistaken.


okay, okay, okay. Very sorry for the strong reaction. Baby due in 2 months, and I am not ready in the least.