Warriorrssssss...come out to playyyyyyyyy.....both sides of the couuuuuuuurt.

I love the Natty Boh can. That one-eyed, mustachioed gent takes me to the land of pleasant living every time.

Could be wrong, but pretty sure that's a pic of Venus on the header.

I promise that I'll read the whole thing, but I was immediately distracted when you described yourself as synesthetic. Is this true, or artistic license? If true, can you describe which senses you confuse/conflate?

Exception to the rule: Missy Elliott. Best female MC ever, at any size.

Pull into the next convenience-store parking lot you come across, to stop the car and shake uncontrollably for five minutes until the adrenaline wears off.

But the real question is, will Patti make Taraji her famous soul food?

RIP Johnny Partyball.

In my dating days, clubs and bars were kind of shitty for meeting women except for one thing: outdoor smoking areas. It's quieter, and smoking, despite all its drawbacks, is a really social activity (among smokers of course. We hear you, pink-lungs). Starting college, new jobs, etc, smoking was always a better social…

Tear it off? Not the right answer? I need help...

Can someone explain like I'm five why Teslas don't need multiple gears? I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around that.

Please, please, PLEASE give me a brave soul to get fed up with this nonsense and come to the event wearing two coats of Sherwin-Williams' finest.

My wife is pregnant with our first, and i'm sure we'll feel a bunch of happiness and all that junk. Know what really gets me pumped though? CHORES. I'm seriously like 10 years away from only doing the dishes half the time. That's the real day I will be as deliriously happy/stupid as this woman.

The fact that Russell Westbrook doesn't like local sports media just makes him more popular in central OK. We hate those semi-literate shitheads too, Russ.

Same here. So far, so good (or at least not share with the world terrible).

Does Curt Schiling actually spew feces when he talks yet?

who at 27 years old is already the greatest fighter the sport has ever seen.

Two years is such a crock of shit. Federal guidelines, adjusted down by the judge himself, recommend 6-8 years. Fuck his "menschy-ness". He sold access to the highest office in the state. Asshole should do every bit of time possible. If not for this, then what would warrant the full penalty? Just because caterers…

Yeah, DC fought a great three round fight, but he gassed.

Christmas open is pretty shitty, but New Year's Eve is just a drinking holiday. I used to love closing my pizza place on NYE because driving delivery to parties was usually good tips and a beer for the road. I'd finish up a shift with a pocketful of cash and at least a 12 pack in the trunk.