This is literally the closest the Leprechaun movies will ever get to coming true.

University academic advisor here. AP and CLEP can be great, especially if you're cost-conscious regarding your education. However, if you're not yet in college, as many exam takers aren't, it is really worthwhile to identify the requirements for your degree and the exam equivalent credit before you sit. As an example,…

Not a single Knick trying to get in to either break things up or back up Acy. Seems about right.

This is true. I just moved to Virginia, and realized I'm going to get rich opening a restaurant called "The Texas Breakfast". It will serve nothing but breakfast tacos, biscuits and gravy, and kolaches.

I know for a fact that Ariana Grande will not sleep at night unless she is placed into a car seat and driven around the neighborhood a few times until she dozes off. Then, her assistant is required to gently place her into her Grande-sized bjorn and carry her to her bassinet. Should Ariana wake, the entire process…

Economy might not be the issue, but the tutorials by WarOwl (the creator of the economy one linked above) are very helpful to get you started. Spray patterns and understanding armor penetration as it pertains to weapon selection were the first big changes I made that helped me improve. I'm still not great, but I'm…

You allow your valet computer access? How nouveau riche.

Do I have to say "we" are wrong if I'm white but not an idiot?

"I bet she want to sex Mutombo, eh??" -Bald Prince Guy

It read to me like a legitimate question, so I thought I'd just give my two cents on why I personally never chose to go that route. Sorry if my response came off as scolding. That certainly wasn't my intent.

Definitely Fazoli's. I was trying to suss it out and when he described the "poor, hollow-eyed teenager...wishing you death" it was like the light came on. That Dave can definitely paint a picture.

Honestly? Self-respect. I've had a ton of shitty customers, but I'm better than them. That's why I don't spit in their food.

For me to quit, it took something really compelling. Concerns about my own health were actually too abstract. When I finally quit, I was a few months away from a vacation with my girlfriend's family, including her 6 young nieces and nephews. I didn't want to set a bad example for them, so I got some gum and stuck it…

Honestly, I just wish it were legal and commonplace for people to sell loosies. I started smoking at 15, quit at 29, but they still smell like candy, and goddamnit, sometimes I'm stressed and just want a single cigarette. Let some enterprising person charge me a 400% markup on a single smoke. I'll gladly pay it to…

Not sure precisely what the other commenter was referring to, but in one of his songs from the early to mid-nineties he references being "Free to love anyone we choose/when the world's big enough for all different views/when we all can worship from our own kind of pews/we shall be free". He's no Toby Keith, that's…

Don't you dare send her to Montana.

Can someone shed light on why major competitions like Dreamhack can't just supply all machines used in play? I know there are sponsors for gear and such, but couldn't you just require NIB peripherals from manufacturer prior to competition, and supply all talent with the same machine with custom configs audited in…

Want to be even more proud of the girls involved in the demonstration? A local group of anti-choice fuckwads showed up to piggyback on the situation. At least one girl promptly made a sign that read "(Local fuckwads) want to force you to keep your rapist's baby". My heart grew three sizes this day.

I'm living it, but I'm not loving it.

Yeah, I'm from Norman originally. This is the high school I went to. His information is very easy to find, and i'm being adult by not doing anything with it.