To be fair, almost all commercials were completely unhinged and tasteless in the early 2000s. If you don’t remember, look up the Quiznos ads with those weird-mouthed hamster things or pretty much any commercial for candy.

That’s the thing, though. This show is great because it sets up a bunch of stuff and then actually gives us a real payoff. It’s how you’re actually supposed to tell a fucking story. A “lesser” show would have just continued to pile on mystery after mystery without ever giving any sort of explanation or reveal (see:…

Or, like, with a device you can keep in your pocket that lets you do it anywhere, any time.

I have no idea what is even going on here. What function was Sara Poyzer supposed play in this documentary? Why are they replacing her with AI? How? Whose voice can no longer be heard? How does any of this connect together? What are we even talking about? I know copy-pasting is super hard, y’all, but maybe explain…

Holy crap. 390 mg of caffeine!? Most energy drinks have 100–200 mg in them, for comparison. So I imagine even if there are warning labels and whatnot, nobody would expect even “charged” lemonade to have freaking ~400 mg in it.

Vecna is the most hammy, uninteresting thing that’s ever happened to Stranger Things. We have the first three seasons with the characters fighting not-of-this-world Lovecraftian horrors that seem unstoppable, and then it turns out it’s actually just some shitty dude and they can just throw fire at him to fix everything…

Your site’s a mess. I can’t read any of these because they’re cut off after like two sentences, and if I try to click through, it goes to the WRONG COMMENT. Par for the course for Jezebel.

Every. Single. Fucking. Time. there’s even the gentlest suggestion that anybody, let alone fucking health care providers, should consider treating fat people, let alone CHILDREN, with even the smallest amount of dignity, some self-righteous piece of shit who thinks he knows better than everyone else has to barge in…

Do other people not find this bit absolutely insufferable? It feels like a SNL skit to me: funny in concept, and maybe a little chuckle-worthy the first time they do it, but then it goes on and on and on and, good lord, on. Instant fast-forward.

Tell us you know absolutely nothing about how psilocybin works without telling us you literally know absolutely nothing about how psilocybin works and are too incurious to even think about it for half a second, let alone look into at all, before running your mouth about it.

Thank you. This is actually helpful and sheds some light on their thinking. So, if you are a trans man, you cannot hold a Women’s division title, and therefore any Women’s titles will be removed because you are a man. But if you are a trans woman, you retain any Open division titles you might have because anybody of…

This is probably mostly for larger companies, but your employer might have an ethics hotline or something similar where you can make a report anonymously. Often these are administered by a third party, so your anonymity will be maintained. This obviously isn’t for petty complaints or interpersonal squabbles (except in…

*checks note* “Oh, I’m sorry. I actually meant that only 25% of the abusers within our church have been credibly accused. Our extensive, organization-wide efforts to cover up and enable the other 75% have been extremely successful.”

Generally speaking, if a cat attacks you, it’s because you’re actively bothering it. A cat’s not going to come after a creature 10x-20x its size unless it feels like it has to defend itself.

lol With a big, polished $70 price tag to go with it.

I played Tour for a bit after it came out. At first, it was actually quite playable without buying anything or buying very little—but Nintendo post-Iwata has become a nasty, greedy little piggy who doesn’t care at all about players’ experiences, so they tweaked it to make it so you essentially couldn’t even compete…

Are you serious right now with this? I think this is the click-bait straw that convinces me to never, ever read Lifehacker again. This asinine headline makes it sounds like it’s something simple you can just do, but modding a Switch is a difficult and involved process, and even as you point out, is really hard to do on…

See: Florida. 

Spotify has never exactly risen to the level of “good,” but I actively hate the service now. They keep cramming unwanted shit into my feed and playlists, and have seemed laser-focused over the last year on making the app as unpleasant to use as possible. I finally cancelled and deleted the app when they forced their…

Truly no one at Spotify knows what the fuck they’re doing.