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If it feels like its dragging and everyone hopes it ends as soon as it can, then it actually got the essence of the game pretty well.

Meh, about the voice. I just can’t stand this type of animation. Cel shading was kind of a cool gimmick 20 years ago, but now it just looks cheap.

> unicorns (or “ponies with face boners,” as he calls them)

what the fuck are you talking about? 

love when people defend 200 million dollar movies they couldn’t possibly have even seen yet.

Martin Mull was one of the funniest human beings to ever walk the Earth, and I feel like he was somehow still super underappreciated.

Episodes of Pete & Pete were like daydreams.
What if rock-paper-scissors against the school bully was an epic affair?
What if everyone at the pool went to war over adult swim?
What if you befriended the ice cream man who only visits during the summer?
What if high school wrestling matches were like professional wrestling

“And the winner of Best Other…”

I have an idea what public response to this change would look like.  

I guess you could split up the acting categories by genre to keep the number the same (best performer/supporting performer in a drama and comedy/musical), but there should be a rule that you can only be nominated for one performing category in a year to spread it out.

Well, duh! Actors like Messing are probably used to flattering slimy entertainment industry bigwigs for the sake of their jobs, but that doesn’t mean she’d endorse him for president of the country. Plus, Messing’s show was off the air by the time Trump launched his campaign, so she certainly didn’t have to pretend

Have you SEEN “This Film Is Not Yet Rated”? The MPAA is like 10 people.

I think it was Blame Canada, performed by Robin Williams for the telecast.

The new millennium Disney output did include The Emperor's new groove, which during its torturous production went from being a generic Disney Formula Animated movie ( with a Sting soundtrack) , to somehow being the least Disney like and also most funny Disney animated movie.

Your first paragraph needs about six rewrites

Call me, Apple.”

The writing on this website is awful.

Can someone please decipher that first paragraph for me?

It's a monkey's paw type of situation. Barsanti's aimless snark and random hot takes were annoying, yes, but at least he wrote in diagrammable sentences. 

This whole mess was incomprehensible nonsense. Oh and there are clips from the season right in the YouTube preview.