Did they Tweet this right after watching Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? WTF?

Are they trying to say that even though I am not hot enough to get sold into white sex slavery I may still get robbed? Im so confused...

This is what happens when the rest of Washington is on Easter Recess and your interns would rather be getting drunk and laid in Ibiza.

Today’s not April 1st, right? RIGHT? Because Donald Trump is calling for punishing women who get abortions to be punished, and now the state department is all “slow your roll horse face, he’s just into your American money.”

I’ve actually heard of the scam I think they’re referring to. Basically, it involves the target (usually a man) being lured by attractive locals and made to buy drinks for them. When he’s slapped with the absolutely exorbitant bill (He was probably tricked into buying drinks for some other people), the women are gone,…

I cannot WAIT to hear their responses to the backlash.

That’s my concern. “Goddamn it, Ugly Janet got her kidney cut out in Chechnya. Again. We really need to warn people about this.”

They forgot the bits about wearing clean underwear and looking both ways before you cross the street.

Welp, time to fire another social media intern...

How many times has this happened that the U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs feels it’s necessary to warn people?

Good news for all the hotties out there, who, presumably, are at no risk of being murdered while abroad.

We all know most of our colleagues at work are incompetent frauds...

I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

My favorite part:

None of these articles answer the important questions. Like, was the dick good? Was this some amazing giant gorgeous dick she just had to get a picture of? Or was it some kind of deformed gargoyle dick that she felt she had to document?

and we supposed to trust nurses, right?

...accused Johnson of “moral unfitness to practice,” which she didn’t contest.

She figured her blond ass wouldn't get into trouble. I suppose she could always change bedpans in a seniors home.

If I learned anything from highschool, it’s that this sort of thing is done as an excuse to avoid dealing with actual problems. “Hey we stopped doing mixed gender swim class. Now no one will cause problems because guys and girls won’t be in the same room together.”

I can’t imagine anyone would have a problem with this. Which is usually exactly when the internet proves me wrong.