True. It is more of an Alford plea.

This piece shows a staggering amount of self-delusion regarding the political economy of the media.

She doesn’t strike me as the type to be there to make friends anyway.

You know every other school mom hates her, though, because she probably always gets the best parts in the school plays.

I want to age like Elizabeth Hurley.

To me, anything beyond grandparents and you’re into the area of just about any other human. It’s like a hop and skip to “we all came from Africa” territory. I think the definitive factor is did you have the experience of a white person, a black person, an Asian person, or some combination?

I guess having mixed racial ancestry doesn't make you biracial? I don't know. This confuses me but I'm afraid to ask because I feel like no matter what I say it will be wrong and I genuinely don't want to assign an identity to someone or offend them

I’m struggling with it too. This quote kinda confused me, especially in relation to the above:

She’s been IG famous for awhile. (See: Abigail Ratchford, Chantal Jeffries). So he’s probably marrying someone more well known than he is. And now he’s living a “The Liar” sketch.

That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Welcome to reverse racism...If this was a white football recruit Deadspin would’ve already declared him a guilty, shit spewing, abomination of a human being.

Weird. I actually thought this bit was awesome. What makes it cringeworthy is how true it is.

Not just because watching Hillary Clinton try to be funny and cool is cringe-worthy.

Agreed. It’s getting annoying. No one should support Hillary just because of her gender, but I find it weird that Jezebel also goes out of its way to cut down the first viable female candidate we’ve ever had for no reason. Her policies well align with feminist values.

Perfect gif is perfect!

Honestly—screw you Aimee. Your commentary is disgraceful...and, cringeworthy. She was funnier and smarter than you’ll ever be.

Could Jezebel be any thirstier for Bernie sanders? This is absurd.

Hitler had a loyal dog, so no.