A War of the Lions PC release would be so fucking cool. I tried playing the mobile version and got to like chapter 10 or 11 before throwing in the towel. The touch controls were just annoying enough to turn me off of it. 

War of the Lions with the slowdown cleaned up when, though?

It baffled me while playing Bloodborne, how a game that people kept telling me was designed around the need to “get good” was so unfriendly about letting you get back into the boss fight right away to keep practicing. Instead, a boss could kill you in a few moves, then you had to trek all the way back to try and learn…

Nazi bastards like Joshua Moon and his ilk can fuck right off into the nearest bottomless pit or black hole and remove themselves from the universe and existence forever.

When you were pretending not to know who was Rick and who was Morty earlier, who was that for? 

Before the MAGA cult starts whining about the First Amendment:

Honestly I adore the fact that they localized it to give the characters abrasive dialect, but made it fake so it could still be consumable and hit that T rating. These are lifelong soldiers living in brutal times, I would expect a bit of crassness, and making it in-universe dialect just serves to draw me in further.

actual swear in the Japanese (like ‘kuso’ for shit).

While one can assume playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3 in Japanese replaces exclamations like “bloody hell” with some deep-throated four-letter words

all that seal meant was that the developer paid nintendo the expensive licensing fee in order to publish their game for the nintendo.

there were a few developers that voided this, illegally selling their games as third party to rental stores and what not, and you could always tell them apart because the cartridge was…

The dramatist in me hoped that as soon as the package opened, the cards would turn to dust and fade into the wind.

They don’t make ‘em like they used to...thankfully, in this case.

The more people getting screwed over by crypto grifts the more awareness gained about it. I love to see it too.

You love to see it.

Radda radada radada radada radada*

Nah, it’s just Shnitzel.

I love how some of the more common solution came to life as well. Like how early reflection shaders in early 3D games basically stuck a camera under the water surface, let it capture whatever it was looking at and use that as the texture.

That’s awesome, kudos to this guy

I find these processes to always be super interesting.