So long story short, Internet Nazis are upset that games are being made with characters who aren’t straight white men and they’ve found a scapegoat for what they claim to be the “woke agenda that’s ruining games.”

All you have to understand is that Zaslav is an idiot who has been given unrestricted control over a major media corporation.

all it takes is one power-tripping executive with an irrational vendetta

Between this and Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne HD Remaster, I’m just waiting now for them to bring the Digital Devil Saga: Avatar Tuner and Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha games to modern platforms in some form.

*dies instantly*

*blinks*

Speaking as a Rick & Morty fan, there is something about that particular juxtaposition of man and image that makes me want to see both destroyed in napalm-induced fire.

Now I’m wondering if Appletun will get an evo of its own!

I just wish they used FFIVDS’s script in the Pixel Remaster rather than the GBA one. Its version of the Mysidian prophecy is beautiful, and I’m a big fan of “Eidolon” and “Feymarch” over the generic “Summoned Monster” and “Land of Summoned Monsters.”

Um...no? Not at all? Whatever gave you that idea?

...For the amount of money Zuck burned on this boondoggle, he could’ve bought Twitter.

Matt Chapman as the new Rick & Morty. He can do his Strong Bad voice for Rick, and his Strong Sad voice for Morty.

*music starts playing* Steve

Our protagonists may make use of the Philosopher’s Stones, but they don’t rely on them, they don’t use them lightly, and they sure as hell don’t create them. There’s a difference between grabbing a stormtrooper’s gun that was built with slave labor and building your own damn army of stormtroopers armed via slave labor.

Capitalism is a religion. So’s fascism.

Capitalism is fascism, yo.

This is a frickin’ beautiful article. I have no doubt most of the replies are going to be absolute trash, though. ^_^;

Oh my god. XD

Morpeko is the only Pikaclone besides Mimikyu to elevate itself above “background noise”-tier for me and that’s because, like Mimikyu, it has more going for it than just “generically adorable electric rodent.” Its whole “Merch-to-Fleshreaper” shtick is hilarious.

Hard agree. When the themes of the game are just downright alienating, it doesn’t matter if the gameplay is “good” or “bad”; a game that makes me uncomfortable to play because it espouses frankly deranged shit is going in the garbage bin regardless.