I just want this so I could actually beat it this time

Stadia is like one of those grunts that got hit by Kenshiro but doesn’t realise yet that they are already dead.

“ No I don’t have to do that, I haven’t even finished GTA 5 yet.”

Eh, the image the game has as a hardcore trekking simulator isn’t accurate. After you get to Central and open up the powered skeletons (~2-3 hours in), transversing the landscape is no longer the primary challenge. From that point on it’s all about how many objectives you can take on and how flawlessly/quickly you can…

Can we just hire Levar Burton and get it over with?

The whole purpose of spoilers is so people can make informed decisions about the way they spend their money. I'm happier not dropping $25 on a game that will absolutely make me feel gross

I hope everyone with any intention to buy the game reads the spoilers so they know what they’re getting into

This is absolutely horrifying. Brutally murdering the main character’s wife in various ways as part of a game mechanic. Absolutely shameful.

Who actually thought “domestic violence puzzle game” was a decent idea? 

Thank you for the review. I don’t consider myself a shrinking violet in terms of gameplay (I’ll happily mow people down in SRIII or GTA V or whatever for hours at a time), but I have to wonder who the studio was aiming this kind of game at.

This review is proof that spoilers are actually good.

Wow, am I ever glad I read this.  

Imagine being such a shitty person you get fired from a job you hired yourself for.

That’s what the word “furry” means, so yes.

Notably, I refused to play Fire Emblem until they added an opt-out on permadeath in Awakening.

This is such a culty reply. 

I do 3D modeling and animation professionally, and a couple months ago some dude I worked with over ten years ago sent me a LinkedIn message, asking if I could “teach him 3D ASAP”. It turns out he’d read an article about Beeple getting rich, and he thought “I’ll ask this random dude I worked with back in 2009 to teach…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

Nothing says, “all scarcity is manufactured” quite like literally manufacturing scarcity to prove how cutting edge you are.

I don’t think anyone buys these because they actually want them. I think they are just speculating that they will be worth something in the long run. However since no one actually wants them (other than more speculators) then those prospects are pretty grim.

The crypto community’s “thinking I’m smart” / “being a colossal dumbass” is fucking unmatched. The biggest suckers in the world thinking they’re pulling MENSA shit.