I’m so happy i read this article about a chubby kaiju destroying shit before reading the article about another dude being accused of sexual harassment.

Hear me out: 100 kaiju are dropped into the ocean next to a city island...

Lots of pivotal spoilers in this article, so maybe you should tag it, since there’s a lot of new players during the free login campaign and the others who started at 2.0 and haven’t made it to Shadowbringers yet.

Amaurot is one of the best dungeons I have ever played. In normal FFXIV dungeons the area’s name would pop in the center in yellow text. In Amaurot instead of the name of that area, its like Emet is still narrating (“And lo, vile beasts did rise” / “Thus did the first doom befall us” etc etc). Such a neat detail.

10/10 would be all over a re-release of the greatest survival horror game of all time: Breath of Fire Dragon Quarter.

Bald men are not a historically marginalized group. Furthermore, your example doesn’t involve a stereotype used to justify oppression of the group in question. “Mentally ill people are evil/violent” is a stereotype which has been used to justify poor treatment of the mentally ill.

He’s literally described as someone with incredible power who’s being manipulated, not someone who’s inherently evil.

That’s the point. It’s offensive because it’s an inaccurate stereotype of a mentally ill individual. If it was a stereotypical representation of a racial group, you couldn’t excuse it by saying it “does not represent the state of racial identity in our world”. Same rules here.

Awww. Somebody needs a hug.

They’re gonna have a hard time topping Emet-Selch as a villain for me. Probably my favorite character in the whole game at this point.

Remember... remember us. Remember that we once lived.

FFXIV has consistently show to be the series at some of its best emotional storytelling while also keeping may of the great traditions, creatures and lore in an amazing package. I almost wish that this had been a single player entry (with members of the Scions of the 7th Dawn acting as AI party members for the various…

Funny how it’s almost—almost—exclusively games about Medieval knights who look like Templar/have the whole ‘Deus Vult meme aesthetic’ going on that seem to bring this particular brand of “we’re just bitching about historical purity,” shithead out of the woodwork.

Just have to give props to Bob-Omb Is You that’s brilliant.

If you’re a conservative, not rich, and voted Dump, you’re a fool. Seriously. He’s not for you. He doesn’t care about you. In fact he doesn’t give a rat’s rear about you. All he cares about is how much you’ll cheer for him at his creepy wannabe-Nuremberg rallies. That’s it.

Forget Star Wars, gimmie Night in the Woods! Love that game--I'm gonna buy it on both platforms!

“Daddy, why do we celebrate Keanumas”

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…

Cool, people like me with soy allergies would get sick and have no idea why. Changing a person's order without asking or informing them is stupid and dangerous. 

There’s going to be so many crying pissbabies in here, but fuck it.