I need that game back in my life real bad.

Talk to the producer. All they have to do is tell Microsoft to port it.

Or, on that note, the tragically overlooked Child Of Eden.

I say there might be some hope with a lot of Sega on the first list.

I think you mean:

You stumble in, run across a behemoth run away, and unknowingly into a large raider camp. Their dogs rip your dick off.

See Ryusui’s comment.

This is exactly what I was about to say.

If only! As the boogeyman of legions of insecure bigots, being a SJW is great! :D

Exactly this. Anyone who takes Isaac seriously and thinks it’s purely a religious story hasn’t been paying attention. The religious aspect is there, certainly, and part of the story has to do with EdM’s own dealings with religion in his childhood, but ultimately, it’s not about religion. At its most simplest, before…

Bah! Curse you and your flawless logic!

I agree that it should definitely be the responsibility of a server making less than $3 per hour to ensure that two adults don’t do anything ridiculously stupid after drinking too much at a restaurant.

Uh, yes. Yes, we are, because fuck them.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

There are so many missing or unnecessary apostrophes in that game’s text it’s slightly silly. Although to be fair that’s also a thing that happens with AAA games as well. And, more to the point, is it realistic to expect a rushed fan effort to be proofread?

Apostrophe catastrophe.

Praise him. LOAD “*”,8,1