Welcome to Japanese gaming companies. They don’t get it. I have STORIES. So frustrating.

yeah to be honest I understand the idea but its not really ...well fun.

Everybody is gonna ask for a steam refund after they die. Honestly, this is a dumb game mechanic/business model that will stir up some type of controversy.

This better be free, otherwise it’s basically stealing from anyone who buys it /=

Care to spoil what happens in a ‘screw compassion’ playthrough? This is not my type of game, but I’m mildly interested.

Terrible, just terrible. To think that in today’s day and age, an age when we would like to consider ourselves an enlightened group of people, this nonsense is still allowed to happen. Comic Sans is truly a scourge upon us all.

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

“Multicrystal ghost core,” that sound so cool, like something from a science fantasy comic or destiny.

Why are there two separate emojis for wizard and taco? I want a wizardtaco emoji. Now.

Wouldn’t this be the second time someone beat it? Doesn’t the creator have to before they’re able to post it?

Oh dear. I just know I’m going to be randomly blurting out “KAZOOOOOS!” for the rest of the day. Well played. Well played.

Thief.

Oh man, wish you could keep doing this column at least. :(

Oh yeah that too. Very idiotic of them to take firearms across the country. Especially in the northeast part of the country that is notorious for being anti-gun.

They’re also idiots because they did actually bring the guns with them, transporting firearms across state lines is already a nightmare to do legally but these guys brought it to Boston of all places. No way they did it by the book, if it was even possible to do by the book.

They weren’t planning on attacking the tournament. They were supposed to play in the tournament.

The lesson may as well be that if you try to get a bunch of people on the internet together to accomplish something, there will always be an enormous amount of people there trying to ruin it because they haven’t anything better to do.

“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”

Yeah, I helped you beta-test it! ;)

I imagine Joe Quesada jumping out of a truck, throwing confetti everywhere and shouting, “Divorces for everyone! Now you’re relatable! HEEHEEHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!”