That may in fact be the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

So, um, how ‘bout them Apples?

The only thing illegal about it is that it won’t pass tech at the drag strip it’s apparently made for.

*tips hat* I needed that. What were we talking about again?

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like a face full of blades.

That’s a seaplane.

people who waits in the middle when waiting for a car to leave in a parking lot.

You didn’t like my highly controversial condition of their car submission that I’m still getting ridiculed for? lol

we can’t even trust the internet to name a goddamned boat responsibly but sure what could possibly go wrong here

Really? Who moved the rock?

I’m pretty sure that cat is working for Isis.

Counterpoints.

Meanwhile, the cat couldn’t give less of a shit because it’s a cat.

We just had a COTD about this not long ago. If you can eat it in a single meal without leftovers you run it over.

*Braces for a world of hate*

How Dodge Plans To Keep Dealers From Gouging Buyers [less painfully] On The Demon

And in the purest tradition of morning car meetings, this is how it ends

The meeting seemed to be going well. Then suddenly, for no apparent reason, my colleague and I were tired.

Totally cool. My point was, blame the criminal and their intent, not the victim.

We will have video! It will likely not be live, but it will be recorded.

WHERE ARE THE TAX RETURNS