The laugh afterwards makes me think somebody in the audience dared him to do it. I think he knew exactly what it was, that’s why he laughed, he thought it was all a big game. “Bet you won’t do the hail Hitler thing on the podium, bro!”

In honesty, I don’t believe he’s among the top tier in IndyCar, but he’s certainly good enough for a few podiums this year, maybe a couple wins.

As opposed to Paul Tracy who... well not sure if there’s a AAA grade level for douche but I’m sure he could win it.

Looks like a good way to cut a whole two minutes off my grocery run.

I don’t think anyone doubts Valtteri’s competence as a racing driver. But... man, your teammate is Lewis *fucking* Hamilton. Like, you don’t get a legit shot at a championship until he’s gone. That’s just the reality.

Yeah, when I read it was going to be called the Maverick, something totally different came to mind. Something that... strokes my inner mullet.

I feel like the designers who make the cars in GTA and these knock-off Chinese cars are the same people.

Seeing the Focus referred to as a “Legacy Product” made me sad.

All things considered, pretty good. I went for a bike ride this morning. On my bike ride, I saw a guy driving a ‘68 Mercury Comet. I gave him a thumbs up, but he didn’t notice. Once I was home, I fried two eggs over hard and paired them with a side of buttered wheat toast. I poured a mug of black coffee. Now, I’m…

UPDATE: For those confused, I’m just playing with the recent “everything is cake” meme thing. Yes, I know, this is the world now.

It’s got enough room inbetween tread blocks to really fling that sand, which is going to make Anakin Skywalker seriously perturbed.

I was going to say, at least I’ll have a reason for pounding PBRs this time.

12 minutes. That’s all it took for you to solve this. Damn, I love Jalopnik.

Only thing I’ve hit harder than this NP button is yesterday’s crack pipe.

While this news may be about Alonso, the big winner here might actually be Ocon. Getting the chance to learn from a two-time world champion would be invaluable to a rookie. (I know it’s not his first year in an F1 car, but still, it’s been a few years)

“There’s not a lot of vehicles playing in this space. We’ve got the equity and the credibility,” Mark Grueber, Bronco’s consumer-marketing manager, told reporters in a briefing last week.

“But it’s such a PREEEETTY engine! Put it in the car.”

Sounds a heck of a lot better than Riker’s eggs, in the very least. Unless you’re Klingon.

The Rebel TRX looks like a confederate flag belt buckle in vehicle form.

Haha, this was the first thing I thought of. Just build a shed!