WOW. My adrenaline is pumping!

Rock wouldn’t even need a space suit and oxygen in space...you know why?because he can...

Fast and Furious 9: “Moonraker.”

The Vast and the Spacious

It sucks that I can only give one star. I am clapping my hands! Fucking awesome.

Rock chases him in a lowered spaceshuttle, they scream ‘FAMILY’ at each other over sat phones.

My Toyota identified activity would probably be: wasting time on Jalopnik making generally pretty poor jokes.

Dom is in a space suit chasing the Rock in space, using a NOS bottle to propel him. He nabs the package and propels himself into the driver seat of a Monte Carlo, in which he orbits the Earth and eventually falls, lands onto a drag strip and gets into a shootout.

Florida Man must be on vacation in California.

Yes! It has gotten too, too, too out of hand. What else is left? F&F in space?

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

because that crack ain’t gonna smoke itself.

I’ll suspend my disbelief pretty far if it’s an enjoyable movie. The 26-mile-long runway in the sixth film is a prime example of me going, ‘Meh, it’s fun watchin.’

The Expendables in cars.

Charlize Theron is the Bad GAL. She can be just as bad as Jason Statham was in the last flick and not be referred to as the Bad “Guy”. Also, she swaps spit with Dom, and I don’t want to see Statham do that (some people would, I would not).

Did I just see The Rock kick a fucking torpedo?!

That gif looks like something out of World War 370Z

How does a computer steer a car with no electric power steering? I understand if its a Mustang without electric power steering, because Mustang. But what about all those other cars?

“I like it. Just not sure I fit in it”

Just buy a Jeep. You’d be daft to buy a Taft.