therustystarship
Rusty Starship
therustystarship

There isn’t much a trebuchet can’t fix.

Better corners, that’s for sure.

Wait, I thought Kotaku was just Japanese and Asian cultural stuff. Or maybe that’s Fleshbot. I get all the Gawker sites mixed up...

Now get together with the gaming uber-nerds at Kotaku and link it up to one of those DIY wheel/pedals setups for Forza or Gran Turismo. Then you get more realistic sounds, smells, and vibration right in your living room, at least until you feel the urge to take a nap. A DARWINNER IS YOU!

Work great in deep snow, too. My brothers had a few of these back in the motherland.

To be honest, Fucked Future is probably the most accurate.

Faraway Future

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

But will it let me play DOOM on the infotainment screen?

I kinda want to put one of these in a Miata:

If only I had an Evo 6 WRC car to thrash...

*drops dinghy*

Decapitatus AutoPilotus!

Or the “Smokey” bar

The Griswald Bar?

I thought we were calling it the Harry Potter Bar?

Great! Now please put them on school buses and brodozers.