Is the bottom part Jalopniks new motto?

I started shoving birds into tennis balls after downloading Pokemon GO

porsche configurator is a good game

They make me violent. Especially Kid Icarus.

There’s only one racing game I play and it’s on my NES Classic mini-console: EXCITEBIKE

I disagree.

Shut up, Dad

Counterpoint: 700 horsepower is too many anyway.

Regardless of HP I expect someone to ruin one pretty much driving off the lot. I searched around a bit for a decent gif of a Dodge Challenger crash at the drag strip, and didn’t come up with anything right away. So here’s another gif I like instead.

I think the license plate are torque numbers. Here’s why:

WATER-THOSE?!

This is the video of Howie Long and Chevy branding a Ford option for Ford and giving free advertising to the feature.

amazing

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...

Heel and toes is the right way...

HOLY FUCK WHERE DO I GET THOSE

Re:Solstice, they aren’t quite old enough yet imho. Cars generally need about 20 years to turn the depreciation curve. I loved the Solstice, and I think it will be collectible some day.

The kids who pined for the Solstice in middle school aren’t nearing retirement yet. Give it time.