#STANCENATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“When the Navi’s a rockin...”
Cmon, that upside-down Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas smiley-face steering wheel not doing it for you?
I’d pack you a cooler with PB&J and some PBR.
I would purchase this car, as well as a McLaren hat and jacket. Drive to Pebble Beach and park next to the F1 guys. I’d tell them We’re all in the same club.
That car isn’t a Capri. It was a Mustang in drag.
More like she’s getting it in the settlement.
which is the exact number of seats it needs if you didnt tell your wife you were buying it.
Looks at his 2006 Forester 5 spd. “No.”
Orlove’s Law - an internet adage which asserts that “As the number of replies to a Jalopnik post written by Raphael Orlove grows larger, the probability of his rolled baja bug being mentioned approaches 1.”
*looks outside to Legacy in parking lot*
Some day you will be a fire-breathing monster, some day.
and this is how You drive a Baja Bug
Kissing a rumble strip going into the Corkscrew at Laguna Seca in a Fiat 500 Abarth. The wheelbase being so short in that car, the rear end came right around sending me ass backwards into the turn. A major code brown ensued and a quick tap of the brakes, some frantic steering and I managed to right the car and went…
Kim Jong Un could die of heart disease and Trump would take credit for it. What a chode.
Why haven’t they painted a target in their parking lot yet??
Sounds like Wisconsin every winter.
When business is slow, they grease the off-ramp.
My god... this was exactly my childhood.