Congratulations, Mr. Rusty Starship, on COTD! My award to you is a minivan which this lovely lady as soon as she makes sure it hasn’t laid any eggs.

Coincidentally, every Aerostar you see now is actually a Rusty Starship.

Negative; “van maggots” is the perfect term. You stuck the landing, nothing to do now, but wave to your adoring fans. Or larvae.

Pretty sure I saw Van Maggots open for Motley Crue in the ‘80s.

You get a star simply for making me laugh.

We’ve seen cars for squid people, now we want cars for insectiods.

There’s nothing I don’t like about any of this.

I...I wasn’t ready

Who knew that your wife’s dirty knickers would be part of the planned side impact structure.

Now I know where the Zonda got it’s inspiration.

Trunk

Tony Stark made weapons before he destroyed them.

Me too, Rusty, me too.

I’ll sell you my money-pit Porsche 944. It’s got popups for DAYYYYYYS. Mine even work.

I would mortgage my house to buy a brand new probe GT with pop-ups.

They’re just probing the market

You left “alternative” off the beginning

“All those doubts will turn to cheer

2.576 seconds to 60 if launched at 3500 RPM?

25.76@35mph in the quarter. Obviously.