Leopards are cool and all but I’d rather fly than run.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

That implies I stopped at some point.

With the worst Bond of all time?

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

In Mother Russia, Aircraft Carrier lands on YOU!

Is this the 5 ‘o-clock Free Jeep Giveaway?

No we totally get the stilettos

And stilletos

*First topic in Jalop Conversation Street*

Gawker:

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

You should really try reading some of the complaints that the NHTSA gets at safercar.gov. It can be a bit like reading the forums for a car you’re interested in to see what problems it might have and it’s spiced up by the occasional bit of insanity. I found this when looking up the FR-S:

I have an unhealthy attraction to the Festiva. Thanks for enabling me.

Happy Festivas? Okay:

“Why does the McRib have to be a temporary thing”

• Plastic chopsticks that render the coefficient of friction between the utensil and the food too low

Perhaps this will help while in the Arctic.

Faraway Future