USSR did that. Went poorly.

The world economy is much more efficient when we don’t.

If you look at it as some sort of video game parody, it was basically perfect. (Although I can’t imagine Clarkson has ever played a video game...)

You know who’s going to the the most excited about those new rear discs? The driver of that Porsche 997, that’s who.

Hmmm...

I thought the same thing, but looks pretty subtle in person.

Looks like they took the old one and put it in the microwave for 30-40 seconds.

probably just one door I imagine a big top one jump on in wait that’s a sunroof

so... like... the real world.

a bit more Quack Quack round the back than in years past

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

I know you can’t hear it in that gif above, but every time it expands it’s wings and takes off it makes a little Kupo! sound.

my wife uses this technique on me

The Hot Wheels 50 pack is a huge mistake.

That one car coming up through the field sounds electric?

Probably a history repeating itself story. Lightning becomes Doc, has to teach some new kid how to race, etc..

Headstand mannequin!

COMBINED MANNEQUIN AND PLANKING OMGGGG

Does that make Hammond Spock, since his mirror universe persona has a beard?

Stupid corporate overlords with their high-priced lawyers don’t have to follow the peasants’ laws, apparently.